Whats up with Suspenders?
Are they for people who can't afford a belt? You may be trapped into thinking so by popular opinion and family pressure, but it seems that paid scientists have proven this to be a myth. Suspenders are worn by the stupid and the lonely. I don't like this and I don't condone it, but it's true. If you wear suspenders and may have previously been interested in purchasing one of our shirts, then these results obviously exclude you.
Sincerelyness,
Dr. Bob Tobbler
Head of Marketeering
